In a secret laboratory in the depths of the arctic tundra, there toils a scientist that genetically engineers the perfect product designer. Occasionally, he'll even bred an interaction strategist. This is what we call a ZURBian. The first ZURBian was created 13 years ago, and many more ZURBians have been created over the years. All of them bent on one goal — world domination.
Actually, ZURBians aren't bred in a laboratory. We all have our own unique secret origins. One thing is certain, however, we've joined forces in our common desire to take over the world!
ZURBians have spectacular super powers to get the job done. They have the ability to be scrappy at the rip of a button-up shirt, bursting through creative brick walls and shattering them to smithereens with their ideas. A ZURBian doesn't back down when faced with a tight deadline and a challenging situation. ZURBians don't run away from hard work or a difficult situation. They have increased mental capabilities, which allow them to think their way out of a corner.
Disguised as mild-mannered designers and developers, ZURBians are on top of the latest technology. Trust us, we salivate at the latest Apple release. So don't stand between a ZURBian and an Apple store when the newest iPhone comes out.
Truth be told, there's also quite a few of us that are former mathletes. We can do equations with the best of them. OK, you got us — we're nerds through and through. Some of us can quote Yoda. Others can quote Blazing Saddles. And one of us can tell you the combination to Captain Kirk's safe (we don't talk much about him though).
Most importantly, we're a super-powered team that seizes opportunity. One man can't conquer the world by himself. He needs some talented, passionate friends. That's us. Each one of our unique talents when combined are more powerful than Voltron.
Sound like fun? Up for a bit of world domination? Then get a job, and join the fight!